Tuesday, May 15, 2007

You cant have manslaughter without laughter

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand that the Bushs drink babies blood, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Illuminati made up of whites with help from space aliens.

The conspiracy first started during the Lincoln assassination in 1542 (history is wrong). They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Declaration of Independence.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by being completely oblivious to 'LIFE'.

They want to manslaughter George W. Bush and imprison resisters in Dubai using motorcades.

In order to prepare for this, we all must murder the president. Since the media is controlled by Rupert Murdoch, we should get our information from a cheese sandwich and thirty pounds of broken telephones.

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