Right here we got good ol' Elmer, king of Escanaba. God damn you you handsome man. You never say please. You deserve a constellation.
Elmerscanaba is in Escanaba, which has a self proclaimed czar, Elmer Dagnais. He owns Elmer's County Market. It is (or was) the basic building block to become part of the workforce for any teenager growing up in the '90 in Escanaba. All that free Chocomilk... mmmm. Elmer would slap you on the ass and say "what's up chief?!" 75,000 times a day. No shit. I mean this dude is over 90 and still 23 skidoos all up in that bitch. God can't wait to meet this crazy fucktard /b/.
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Dagnaiba.
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