Monday, October 27, 2008

Bill O’Reilly proves the existence of God

And that proof is … himself. No, seriously. It's in his latest book

Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there. Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books. Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!

Bill, Bill, Bill … the fact that you sell millions of books is not proof that God exists; it's proof that P.T. Barnum was an optimist

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