Bless the stars. I have arrived at a day off. For the last 4 weeks I have had 2 days off.
Smile with me brothers and sister. Come bask in the working mans warm glowing loving warmth and wash away your pains and sorrows of a scantly dismal yesteryear. Make haste and triumph over waste, for those who oppose the vile and untruthfulness of the viscosity shall not seek the ripe rewards of the fathers undertakings. Dear sweet unforgiving master of the planet. Spare me your unholy wrath and let me live the life we were promised by the elders.