When All is Said and Done, We're All Still Americans...

 ...Here's some new campaign signs I whipped up this morning while nuking whales in my diesel truck doing wheelies and burnouts at Wal-Mart. Then, over a fine breakfast of aborted fetuses, I prayed to an invisible force to give me the strength to strike down not only my enemies, but my opponents, because I don't understand the difference between the two. Hitler or my neighbor who belongs to the other political party / race / nationality / ethnic group / boy band / synagogue ... it doesn't matter. I equate them the same.

Truth be told, we're all in this together.

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans