Friday, November 05, 2010

4 LOKO is One of the Grossest Substances Known to Man...

When I worked at the Plaid Pantry, every poor, homeless, struggling transient would come into the Plaid and pick up 2, 3, 10 of these wicked, wicked malt liquors. This shit is a headache in a can with serious alcoholic side effects. Supposedly, it's sweeping college campuses because it gets you fUUUUUUUUCCCcckkkked up right. Just like a malt liquor should, but this taste like runny diaper candy. Fuckin' gross to the max. As of now, it's banned in Michigan which is delightful to say the least.

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