THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE ...

Recent balloon attacks against "extreme" or "secret" clown groups seem to be driven by an increasingly paranoid clown media. They, like anyone else, are unable to find anything funny or pie-like about MichiganMilitia.com or The Southeast Michigan Volunteer Militia, so they look elsewhere, or even worse, they will make balloon animals and confettii based on how they WANT us to be perceived. Everything we do is public, and posted on the web. Our clown meetings are at a clown restaurants, and most of our clown training is at a public park. We ENCOURAGE media scrutiny...